NEW YEARS

lets see went to molly's. with the gang it was so much fun dan busted his head open (nothing new though) so we had to rush him to the hospital, it was funny molly had to drive because she was the only one with the skills to get us out of getting pulled over. We got him fixed up pretty fast and then we get back and molly fractures her tail bone because we decide to tape so rocket thing on the skate board and she cant turn down a dare so she jumped on it and it took off she fell hard. So i sat with her and we were depressed over travis, but over all it was pretty damn amazing.

WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN TO SAY

A Man's Guide to the intricacies of what a woman really means when she says something to you.

**Pay close attention, you never know when your woman may hold a quiz.**


If she says.........What she means is....

Do you love me?= = =>I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?= = =>I did something today you're really not going to like.

I need wedding shoes = = =>The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = = = >I have flabby thighs.

I'll be ready in a minute. = = =>Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

I heard a noise = = = >I noticed you were almost asleep.

I'm not upset = = = >Of course I'm upset....you moron!

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = = = >It's that time of the month.

You have to learn to communicate.= = =>Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?= = =>[Too late, you're dead.]

We need = = =>I want

We need to talk= = =>I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = = =>I don't want you to.

It's your decision = = =>The correct decision should be obvious bozo.

Do what you want = = =>You'll pay for this later.

Is my butt fat? = = = =>Tell me I'm beautiful.

Do you like this recipe? = = = => It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

You're...so manly = = = =>You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

I want new curtains = = =>and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

You're certainly attentive tonight. = = = = >Is sex all you ever think about?


In answering the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing = = =>Nothing

Nothing= = => Everything

Everything= = => My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = = => It's just that you're such an ass.

I don't want to talk about it= = =>Go away, I'm still building up steam

Currently Listening Sliver: The Best of the Box By Nirvana see related

Well i am pretty much new to this so i need someone to break me in
HAPPY HOLIDAYZ!!!!!
Its the holidays. Kinda early, if u ask me. Holidays are supposed to start around mid-november. This year-round, the holidays began on the 21st of October, and its gonna last all the way til January, when the new year and new semester begins.

That makes it like, a two-and-a-half month break. Long right? After a jam-packed short semester, its kinda weird to have all this time thrown into your hands. I feel so... powerful.

later micah

WEll molly got hurt today pulling off the most amazing trick ever so me and dave are going over to fix her soup  like always and then i am going to the G/F's to hang with her because i dont do enough of it as she says

hey